With the CBA negotiations looking grim, and the possibility of a lockout looming, there are many NHL players looking for work to pay the bills until a new deal is struck. Let’s take a look at potential jobs for our hard up heroes.
Alex Ovechkin: Adam Sandler movie sidekick.
Max Talbot: Playing McLovin in a Superbad sequel.
Scott Hartnell: International Diplomat.
Evgeni Malkin: Venus Fly Trap.
Jaromir Jagr: Opener for Aretha Franklin concert.
Dallas Stars Team: AARP Dallas Branch.
Gary Bettman: Playing Brick in the Anchorman sequel. LOUD NOISES!!!
John Tortorella: Anger Management Counselor.
Alex Semin: Cherry Tree Farmer (get it?).
Steve Stamkos: David Copperfield assistant( how about this one?).
Sidney Crosby: Author of the book “How to answer the same question 100 different ways and say nothing new”.
Scott Howson: Losing contestant on The Apprentice.
And Finally:
Zach Parise and Ryan Suter: Newest members of the Miami Heat.
Hopefully it does not come to a lockout, but it is nice to know that everyone will have a job.
What is your favorite player going to do?
Until next time……
Greg Thornberry, Writer and Developer of Hyped Up Hockey
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